President Issei

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Not sure if more ticked off at Avenger for not having a translation yet (baby I want to love you and have feelings but I feel so unsure writing you) or at Kazuya and Aleph and Hitoshura for being silent protagonists (aaaaugh so unsuuuuure).

At least with Raidou I have a confident ‘voice’ if you could call it that.  And Minato and Souji/Yu writers get off easy.

And then I re-applied for Nessiah at DDD, after a four month drop.

Let’s see how this goes…

Weirdest thing I have ever bought: a commission for a Louis Cypher My Little Pony picture.

Weirdest thing.

So this national Girl Scout cookies boycott, the one proposed by a girl on the basis that girls should have Girl Scouts as a safe and welcoming environment and that’s why transgirls shouldn’t be allowed to join, has gotten some negative reaction.  I can’t help but feel that we have an unparalleled opportunity here for data collection.

When the statistics come out for how well each type of cookie sold, when we compare the relative proportions to previous years, we can get an idea of which cookies are favored by trans-friendly people and were sold more and which are favored by transphobic people and were sold less.

My personal guess is that Trefoils are the cookie of the traditionalist likely to participate in the boycott, and that Tagalongs are the the cookie of the forward-thinking human-being-loving cookie buyer.

Thin Mints will probably stay a relative constant.  Everyone loves Thin Mints.

Post a lot of fics from one fandom but nothing from another:

I swear that the Gulcasa/Nessiah chapterfic is getting finished, and that more DDD fics shall exist, and that I will write things that aren’t TVK-based.  Promise.

And then I felt like counting how many fics I’d written for different Type-Moon pairings.

How do you use a read more break, because this will be long.

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: You can clearly tell someone is a newfag if they ship Saber and Zero Lancer

prodigouscardiologist:

gloomietta:

I’m assuming this is because Shirou/Saber is the canon ship (and also what OP ships), though I don’t know why shipping something other than canon would make someone a newfag, considering it happens all the time.

Though I guess they must just be a…

Ah, the lemon fanfiction contest, good times.  Although genderbent!Issei/Shirou had a poor showing, I enjoyed participating.

As for me, I’ll put my Zero Lancer/Saber fics next to my Archer/Rin, Zero Lancer/Issei, Zero Rider/Waver, and pretty much every other ship known to man fics, as I have for the past three-four years.

Jan 8
your devotion clearly knows no bounds :>

I do love him so.

I also just got done making a reference page for our huge sprawling Fate cast in The Velvet Key because a few players were complaining they had no idea who anyone was.  It was like writing app histories for 20+ characters.  I am so impressed with myself.

Jan 8

I should probably make a traditional ask tumblr for Issei, but in the meantime, here’s an ask DW post.  You could treat that like one?  Except I don’t draw?

….yeah, I should really make a tumblr.

EDIT: And then I went ahead and did it.  Time to figure out how all these other tumblrs get known.

Jan 6
breakfastcontinental:

Oh, now I see.
Your being a dick to Saber is half because you want to bang him and half because you want to bang his Master. It all makes sense now, Gil. Yes, taunt Saber with the antidote to whatever Ayaka has been poisoned with. Best case scenario, you will not only be able to get an actual fight out of the guy, but you’ll actually beat him while still giving him the antidote afterwards, fostering feelings of good will and affection in not only Saber but Ayaka as well.
Go for the harem end, Gil!
Even if no such end exists for you.
EDIT: Translated from the wiki article on Prototype Gil: “Taken with Ayaka Sajou at first sight and proposed to her…” Just in case people thought I was just making this up. It’s trufax. …Well, the Ayaka half anyway, but if it’s King Arthur, Gil will want to tap it.
EDIT 2.0: Of course, this being Gil, he gets a little too excited and decides to just kill the competition with his tsunami-causing sword-bow. It’s like, “Worthy opponent that I would like to bang, but he’s getting in my way of exercising droit du seigneur, so I gotta kill him.” …Wait, that sounds familiar.

Thank you for making my threesome fic so much better and more accurate.

breakfastcontinental:

Oh, now I see.

Your being a dick to Saber is half because you want to bang him and half because you want to bang his Master. It all makes sense now, Gil. Yes, taunt Saber with the antidote to whatever Ayaka has been poisoned with. Best case scenario, you will not only be able to get an actual fight out of the guy, but you’ll actually beat him while still giving him the antidote afterwards, fostering feelings of good will and affection in not only Saber but Ayaka as well.

Go for the harem end, Gil!

Even if no such end exists for you.

EDIT: Translated from the wiki article on Prototype Gil: “Taken with Ayaka Sajou at first sight and proposed to her…” Just in case people thought I was just making this up. It’s trufax. …Well, the Ayaka half anyway, but if it’s King Arthur, Gil will want to tap it.

EDIT 2.0: Of course, this being Gil, he gets a little too excited and decides to just kill the competition with his tsunami-causing sword-bow. It’s like, “Worthy opponent that I would like to bang, but he’s getting in my way of exercising droit du seigneur, so I gotta kill him.” …Wait, that sounds familiar.

Thank you for making my threesome fic so much better and more accurate.